Dill Pickle Cotton Candy & Other Things I Wish I Had Never Eaten
Some things seem like a good idea at the time, and some things don’t seem like a good idea at the time but you still do them for some reason
3 min readJul 5, 2023
Dog food that time when I was a kid
My friend told me it tasted like bread and I like bread.
Dog food that time when I was an adult
I like bread.
Deep dish pizza
That is an inside joke between me and the people of Chicago.
A Malort shot out of a Tostitos scoop
That is an inside joke between me and the people of that party.
A bug on accident
It was an accident.
A bug on purpose
It was a trend.
All the times I’ve accidentally eaten a piece of burrito wrapper while eating a burrito
In a desperation to get as much burrito into my body as quickly as possible I guess.
