Dill Pickle Cotton Candy & Other Things I Wish I Had Never Eaten

Some things seem like a good idea at the time, and some things don’t seem like a good idea at the time but you still do them for some reason

Dog food that time when I was a kid

My friend told me it tasted like bread and I like bread.

Dog food that time when I was an adult

I like bread.

Deep dish pizza

That is an inside joke between me and the people of Chicago.

A Malort shot out of a Tostitos scoop

That is an inside joke between me and the people of that party.

A bug on accident

It was an accident.

A bug on purpose

It was a trend.

All the times I’ve accidentally eaten a piece of burrito wrapper while eating a burrito

In a desperation to get as much burrito into my body as quickly as possible I guess.

All the times I used a…