Can I Make This Uninteresting Story an Interesting Story: Spirit Airlines

Wait no hear me out — I’m using tips from the internet

Welcome to my new series, where I take the most uninteresting thing that has happened to me lately and do my best to make it interesting.

Hold on, though, hold on — I did find an article with tips on how to do this, written by Tim McConnehey in a very SEO-centered piece (which worked, I found this link towards the top of the second page of Google).

If you make it to the end of my hopefully-interesting post, send me a message and let me know if I succeeded. If I did, I’ll Tweet the results to Tim himself, who has 65 followers and counting.

The Spirit Airlines Flight

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“What the FUCK,” she said — out loud even though she was alone — upon waking up to the email from Google flight tracker telling her the trip she had just booked 12 hours previously was now $99 cheaper.

This story is about the time (last week) when I booked a Spirit Airlines flight to New York; and since I…