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Slackjaw

·12 hours ago

This Vegetarian Awareness Month, Take Time to Remember the People Still Suffering from Vegetarianism Every Day

There are still millions of people who think eggplant can be a main dish — Every year, October 1 kicks off Vegetarian Awareness Month: a focused time to increase vegetarianism awareness, support those affected, and ultimately find a cure for this condition. To date, there are 1.5 billion people across the globe living as vegetarians. Together, we can work to make a difference for those…

Vegetarian

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This Vegetarian Awareness Month, Take Time to Remember the People Still Suffering from…
This Vegetarian Awareness Month, Take Time to Remember the People Still Suffering from…
Vegetarian

3 min read


Sep 16

An Analytic Fact Check on My Third Grade Chapter Books

Where 8-year-old Rachel took creative liberties vs. what really happened — Valintine Dance BY RACHEL MARSH P. 1: It was time to go to the Valentine Dance and I was so excited! P. 2: When I got there, I saw Alice (she’s my friend) I decided to say hi. P. 3: When Alice saw me she said that she wanted to get some refreshments, so…

Childhood

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An Analytic Fact Check on My Third Grade Chapter Books
An Analytic Fact Check on My Third Grade Chapter Books
Childhood

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Sep 9

“The Best Things to Do When You Visit NYC!”

I have been such a wanderluster this year! Over the winter, I flew to Seattle to see all the cool stuff they have. Then in the spring, I went to Los Angeles to get my beach girl vibes on! And just last week, I went to New York City to…

New York City

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“The Best Things to Do When You Visit NYC!”
“The Best Things to Do When You Visit NYC!”
New York City

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The Haven

·Jul 25

Fun Date Ideas Based on the Time I Went with a Guy to the ER

Try something more original than dinner and drinks for your next date night! — Interested in shaking up the monotony in your dating life? I’ve recently come up with a handful of super fun and super unique date ideas inspired entirely by this one night I was on a second date with a guy and I ended up going to the emergency room with…

Dating

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Fun Date Ideas Based on the Time I Went with a Guy to the ER
Fun Date Ideas Based on the Time I Went with a Guy to the ER
Dating

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Jul 5

Dill Pickle Cotton Candy & Other Things I Wish I Had Never Eaten

Some things seem like a good idea at the time, and some things don’t seem like a good idea at the time but you still do them for some reason — Dog food that time when I was a kid My friend told me it tasted like bread and I like bread. Dog food that time when I was an adult I like bread. Deep dish pizza That is an inside joke between me and the people of Chicago. A Malort shot out of a Tostitos scoop

Pickles

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Dill Pickle Cotton Candy & Other Things I Wish I Had Never Eaten
Dill Pickle Cotton Candy & Other Things I Wish I Had Never Eaten
Pickles

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The Haven

·Jul 1

The People Who Have Offered Me Something When They Saw Me Crying in Public, Ranked

Everyone gets #1 though — The downside of crying in public is that you are crying in public. The upside is sometimes people try to give you something. The Kroger Parking Lot Just days after a very emotional breakup, I had to go grocery shopping. I pulled into the parking lot, turned my car off, and immediately let out…

Crying

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The People Who Have Offered Me Something When They Saw Me Crying in Public, Ranked
The People Who Have Offered Me Something When They Saw Me Crying in Public, Ranked
Crying

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Jun 14

An Open Letter to Rachel Marsh the Aspiring Actress…

Dear Rachel Marsh the Aspiring Actress, [Not to be confused with ME, Rachel Marsh, who is not aspiring to anything] Because your career seems to be “taking off” as they say in “show business,” I felt I needed to write you this letter based on some concerns I’ve had. After…

Rachel Marsh

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An Open Letter to Rachel Marsh the Aspiring Actress…
An Open Letter to Rachel Marsh the Aspiring Actress…
Rachel Marsh

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May 17

“The Best Things to Do When You Visit LA!”

As a total *travel lover*, I am so fortunate for the variety of travel blogs out there to help me figure out how to get the most of my experience when I visit a new city! When I went to LA last weekend with my cousin Celia, for example…

Los Angeles

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“The Best Things to Do When You Visit LA!”
“The Best Things to Do When You Visit LA!”
Los Angeles

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Apr 30

Barbie: First Step Down Syndrome, Second Step Average Female Body Type

Even Victoria’s Secret is doing it — In doll news this week, Mattel has just announced that it’s launching a new Down syndrome version of Barbie in an effort to be more inclusive now that Down syndrome exists. I’m pleased to see the Barbie market branching out into new territory; when I was growing up, the only…

Barbie

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Barbie: First Step Down Syndrome, Second Step Average Female Body Type
Barbie: First Step Down Syndrome, Second Step Average Female Body Type
Barbie

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Published in

Greener Pastures Magazine

·Apr 27

A Modern-Day School Cafeteria Menu Now That They’re All Getting Lunchables

Featuring Turkey & Cheddar Cracker Stacker, Extra Cheesy Pizza, and a complimentary addiction to sodium — “In a major new initiative, Kraft Heinz has succeeded in getting its ready-to-eat packaged Lunchables into school lunch programs starting this fall.” — CNN Today’s Lunch Turkey & Cheddar Cracker Stacker Featuring: Lean turkey In a totally natural shape (a perfect circle) and color (fingernail pink)

Lunch

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A Modern-Day School Cafeteria Menu Now That They’re All Getting Lunchables
A Modern-Day School Cafeteria Menu Now That They’re All Getting Lunchables
Lunch

2 min read

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Rachel Marsh

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