Published inThe HavenPreparing My Uterus for the National Medal of MotherhoodIt’s go time, babyJun 14Jun 14
Published inSlackjawWhat I Think Melania Trump’s Amazon Documentary Will Be AboutAll based on what I know about her, which is absolutely nothing.Jun 7A response icon2Jun 7A response icon2
Published inThe HavenMother’s Day Cards That Thank Her for Not Having the Same Aversion to Parenthood as You DoThank you for wanting the children I’ll never want to have. Because they’re me.May 10A response icon2May 10A response icon2
Published inSlackjawCandy Hearts That Reflect My Love LifeIf only there was enough space for “IDK SHOULD I TEXT THIS NUMBER ON THE BATHROOM WALL OR?”Feb 13A response icon1Feb 13A response icon1
Published inSlackjawIf Actual Hallmark Holiday Movie Meet Cutes Happened To MeBased on actual Hallmark holiday movie meet cutes and based on my actual personality.Dec 21, 2024A response icon3Dec 21, 2024A response icon3
Published inThe HavenEverything on My Self Care Menu This WeekJust trying to unwind by giving immigrants gender transition surgery paid for through ObamacareNov 11, 2024A response icon1Nov 11, 2024A response icon1
Can I Make This Uninteresting Story an Interesting Story: Spirit AirlinesWait no hear me out — I’m using tips from the internetOct 5, 2024Oct 5, 2024
Top 8 Halloween Costumes That Show You Get Kamala’s Campaign EmailsThis year, let your Halloween costume show off your loyal support as a non-unsubscriberSep 22, 2024Sep 22, 2024
